Weeknotes 079: Things overheard. Things said.

• Excuse me, baldy, working man.
• Girl, can I go on the swing now please?
• Dishwasher needs to go on tonight.
• We had a mass debate in the office (say it quickly)
• Take your shoes off. And take your snake upstairs.
• If it’s a girl, I’ll call it Linda.
• That’s not how you tune your trumpet, that’s emptying your trumpet. To tune it you have to change the length of the pipes.
• Eggbert didn’t know what they were laughing at.
• I can’t find my nipples. Maybe they’re in the bath.
• Just change the gravity to the opposite direction before you run it.
• First name Dino. Last name Saur.
• Be careful not to get pork mince on your trampoline.
• Do you want to go outside to see Benji?
• This satsuma was too big, so he’s started a fresh one.
• Lulu thought Laurence was okay.

24 April 2022

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