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Things that don’t entertain Piglet:

• Going into the high chair
• Post-meal hands and face wipe (without the right accompanying song)
• Toys that possess agency
• 7 to 10 pm
• Parental mobile phone usage
• Spinach
• Things out of reach
• That night when we hung the cloud on the nursery wall
• Too much food in her mouth at one time
• The creak of the nursery door
• Grandad. And it breaks his heart
• Eating Treacle’s sawdust
• Any time it’s over 21 °C
• Being forbidden from drinking coffee
• Loud appliances. Drill and hoover so far. Happily, we’re lazy
• The sound of a turning page

6 June 2020

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