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Things that don’t entertain Piglet:
- Going into the high chair
- Post-meal hands and face wipe (without the right accompanying song)
- Toys that possess agency
- 7 to 10 pm
- Parental mobile phone usage
- Spinach
- Things out of reach
- That night when we hung the cloud on the nursery wall
- Too much food in her mouth at one time
- The creak of the nursery door
- Grandad. And it breaks his heart
- Eating Treacle’s sawdust
- Any time it’s over 21 °C
- Being forbidden from drinking coffee
- Loud appliances. Drill and hoover so far. Happily, we’re lazy
- The sound of a turning page